I break bones and smile
Aye, matey, the name's Brendon McCallister, how goes it? Happily married (in my mind) to Ariel Montague, and casually dating the man of my life, Andrew Thornton. From time to time I nurse my baby lambchop and take her out to woo women, along with a bottle of wine. Bitches love wine.

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ooc: 

no netflix seriously stop recommending mojave moon to me

I break bones and smile: Well. 

amberandgems:

—bitcheslovepandas:

amberandgems:

—bitcheslovepandas:

amberandgems:

—bitcheslovepandas:

amberandgems:

You already know what I think. I don’t want to sound like a broken record and repeat myself.

Well, ain’t nothin’ to dwell on, ri’? Wanna go out, walk? Feel li’ more fresh air.

Oh hey, can we go out by the lake to the willow tree?

That old place? Why you wanna go there, eh?

I like it there, always have. Do you have Abi’s stroller?

Yeah, I got the lightweight one, figure we ain’t need a lot to handle ri’ now. You okay wi’ that?

Yeah, I’m fine with that. Do you want me to bring any snacks? I’ve got the twizzlers. 

Bring ‘em for you, eh, but ri’ now I feel full as hell. Li’ an elephant’s in there or somethin’.

I break bones and smile: Well. 

amberandgems:

—bitcheslovepandas:

amberandgems:

—bitcheslovepandas:

amberandgems:

You already know what I think. I don’t want to sound like a broken record and repeat myself.

Well, ain’t nothin’ to dwell on, ri’? Wanna go out, walk? Feel li’ more fresh air.

Oh hey, can we go out by the lake to the willow tree?

That old place? Why you wanna go there, eh?

I like it there, always have. Do you have Abi’s stroller?

Yeah, I got the lightweight one, figure we ain’t need a lot to handle ri’ now. You okay wi’ that?

I break bones and smile: Well. 

amberandgems:

—bitcheslovepandas:

amberandgems:

You already know what I think. I don’t want to sound like a broken record and repeat myself.

Well, ain’t nothin’ to dwell on, ri’? Wanna go out, walk? Feel li’ more fresh air.

Oh hey, can we go out by the lake to the willow tree?

That old place? Why you wanna go there, eh?

I break bones and smile: Well. 

amberandgems:

You already know what I think. I don’t want to sound like a broken record and repeat myself.

Well, ain’t nothin’ to dwell on, ri’? Wanna go out, walk? Feel li’ more fresh air.

I break bones and smile: Well. 

amberandgems:

—bitcheslovepandas:

amberandgems:

You told me we could make it in the world as parents. You were right about that.

Was a one-time only deal.

You’ve been right about a lot of things. You don’t give yourself enough credit.

What’s to give?

I break bones and smile: Well. 

amberandgems:

You told me we could make it in the world as parents. You were right about that.

Was a one-time only deal.